Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?





When you are a mouse.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?





When you are a mouse.

Thank fuck @Lavinda Past is back!! :-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Thank fuck @Lavinda Past is back!! :-)

Did you just fall off the Petronas Towers?

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

Thank fuck @Lavinda Past is back!! :-)

He's back ?

 

[AliBobbyJ]

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They went to dig up Beethoven's grave and opened the coffin. They found him furiously ripping all his symphonies to shreds, paper scattered everywhere. They asked what the heck he was doing.

"Decomposing" he said.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

"My wife's gone to the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she .... "

(some might know the end.)

 

[Grassland Blue]

I’m sure one already exists, you’ll just have to do a bit of digging to find it!

A friend of mine is an archaeologist.
He once found an old tampon but didn't know from which period.....

 

[its a Barm]

Proper jokes not like that other rubbish