Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

Bangor?

No the missus wouldn't like it...

 

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[KS55]

There's a Welsh girl in our village with 38 double d's.

I haven't got a clue how to pronounce her name

Myfanwy

 

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[rabby]

Bangor?

He wore a condom so at least he bangor caerphilly.

 

[Barcon]

That is not a joke that is just a brilliant idea. I'm envious of the guy who thought that up.

How do you know what the woman behind wants to order?
She might be allergic to a McFish.

 

[bluethrunthru]

lol

 

[Lavinda Past]

Won't you kiss me, doctor," asks a beautiful woman.

"No, it would be against my code of ethics," says the doctor.

"Please just one kiss," begs the woman.

"It's completely out of the question," he goes on. "I shouldn't even really be having sex with you."