Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Not really a joke but it made me smile

 

[ray21]

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[Big Swifty]

"My wife's gone to the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she .... "

(some might know the end.)

My wife's gone to Indonesia
Jakarta?
No, she went by plane

My wife's going
to Provence to see the old papal palace.
Avignon?
No, she's deadly serious

I know this youmg woman from a university in North Wales.
Bangor?
No, we're just good friends,,,,

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Sid C]

What’s more gross?
Eating 12 raw oysters out of your Grandmother’s vagina or then realising you only put 11 up there.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I pulled a nose hair out today to see if it would hurt.

Judging by the reaction the bloke asleep next to me on the bus, it fucking does.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

What do all the Smith's in the telephone book have in common?






They all have telephones

 

[Lavinda Past]

My dad always used to go on about "Fighting them on the beaches"

He was a lovely bloke but a very bad deckchair attendant.