Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I don't get it

I forgot to say that my bike was outside...

 

[Lavinda Past]

Now that, I actually did laugh at.
You go to gigs and went to Liam Gallagher the other night.
Have you ever thought of contributing to the music threads.
Definitely Maybe was the album for review this week.

Try reading the Sweet Soul and Northern Soul threads.

My bike is parked outside both.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Try reading the Sweet Soul and Northern Soul threads.

My bike is parked outside both.

Ive not dipped my toe in there yet.

 

[kippaxneil]

I went to the doctors this morning and told him of my recurring dreams about Bambi, Cinderella and Snow White.
He said I was suffering from Disney spells.

 

[WickyWain]

I've got more than enough hobbies at my age.
I play guitar, have a large music collection and attend gigs with Mrs Lavinda locally and afar... Indeed, we were at Co-op Live watching Liam Gallagher last night.
I'm involved in / watch local club football two or three times a week in the season, having given up my (very long standing) season ticket at City at the end of 23/24.
We've got a great dog and walk it three times a day.
We live in beautiful rural Mid Wales, miles from harmful air pollution, Mrs Lavinda and I have an allotment on our small (3 acre) tree farm, and have a good selection of friends of varying ages.

I don't need to tel you or anyone else all this, but I appreciate that you're only concerned about my well being and thank you for that. However, I think you'll find that I spend a lot less time posting on here than you probably think I do.

I'm just keeping my brain active, having a bit of fun on BM, sharing nonsense, and hopefully entertaining a few fellow FOCs (bloody wasters) on here.


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Justice for Lavinda

 

[Lavinda Past]

Soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’.


He wrote the music you hear on the phone when you've been put on hold.
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[Lavinda Past]

I got a Womble pepper grinder... it's rubbish.


Everything is either underground or overground.
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[Lavinda Past]

Bruce Lee’s only daughter Simone, now makes a living selling mobile phone contracts.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I arrived early at the restaurant last night.

“Do you mind waiting for a bit?” the manager asked.

“Not at all” I replied.

“Good, take these drinks to table 9″

.

 

[KS55]

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Yup, we need to feel pity for someone.