Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

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Reminds me of this..

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright NOOOWWWWW.

I used to be a Parrot but I'm alright now, I'm alright now, I'm alright now, I'm alright now etc

 

[Lavinda Past]

They say your first car is as memorable as your first kiss.

Mine was an old banger that had been round the block more than a few times and stank of piss....

I can't remember what the car was though.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was looking at a jacket in a shop yesterday and the sales woman asked if I wanted to try it on.

So I told her she had nice tits.

 

[Lavinda Past]

"Get yourself dressed up love," I said to my missus, "it's two courses for a tenner today."

"Great, I'm starving" she replied.

"What are you on about?" I said, "I need you to carry my golf clubs."