Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[bladdered]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Lavinda Past]

A bloke is visiting his mate in a mental hopsital when in the same room he comes across a guy moving his arms around and making beeping noises.

"Excuse me", he asks him. "What on earth are you doing?"

"I'm driving my car!, says the guy excitedly. "Beep beep!"

"You fucking nutbar, you're not in a car, you're in a mental hospital!"

A voice comes from the bed opposite. "Mate, shut the fuck up will you, he's giving me twenty quid a week to wash it."

 

[Lavinda Past]

I just met a guy in the pub and he started talking about tattoos.

He said, "I've got my 4 year old son tattooed on the left arm, and my 2 year old daughter tattooed on the right arm".

Cruel bastard.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was told today that I've got my grandfather's ears.

Strangest will reading I've ever been to.