Joke thread

I once went out with a girl who loved being done up the bum and was obsessed with keeping the house neat and tidy. She was very anal.
 
kawkav said:
Manchester United were once the Goliath of English football,

then along came David.....

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In 1958, Manchester United were involved in a tragic air crash.

Now, in 2014, they're involved in an hilarious train wreck.


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To be fair, Old Trafford is a hard place to win a game of football
…..
Just ask David Moyes

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What do Christmas turkey and David Moyes have in common?

both will be frightened, stuffed and sitting In the middle of the table at Christmas.

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after Thomas Hitzlsperger's came out. His former team West Ham United came out in support in league cup by showing they are also not very tight at the back.



and before you say, yes this are from sickipedia . I found them funny and wanted to share them with you


Really?

How to get the forum a bad name - well done.
There's so many other things you can take the piss or joke about with the rags - why do you have to bring that up again?
 
Pelly Greeny said:
kawkav said:
Manchester United were once the Goliath of English football,

then along came David.....

_______________________________________

In 1958, Manchester United were involved in a tragic air crash.

Now, in 2014, they're involved in an hilarious train wreck.


___________________________________________

To be fair, Old Trafford is a hard place to win a game of football
…..
Just ask David Moyes

_________________________________

What do Christmas turkey and David Moyes have in common?

both will be frightened, stuffed and sitting In the middle of the table at Christmas.

____________________________________

after Thomas Hitzlsperger's came out. His former team West Ham United came out in support in league cup by showing they are also not very tight at the back.



and before you say, yes this are from sickipedia . I found them funny and wanted to share them with you


Really?

How to get the forum a bad name - well done.
There's so many other things you can take the piss or joke about with the rags - why do you have to bring that up again?

and well done you for completely missing the point of the joke. It's mocking their current malaise and not the air crash.
 
stony said:
Pelly Greeny said:
How to get the forum a bad name - well done.
There's so many other things you can take the piss or joke about with the rags - why do you have to bring that up again?

and well done you for completely missing the point of the joke. It's mocking their current malaise and not the air crash.
I have to agree with Stony although I don't find it particularly funny.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
stony said:
Pelly Greeny said:
How to get the forum a bad name - well done.
There's so many other things you can take the piss or joke about with the rags - why do you have to bring that up again?

and well done you for completely missing the point of the joke. It's mocking their current malaise and not the air crash.
I have to agree with Stony although I don't find it particularly funny.

Its a 'joke' that requires a reference to the Munich crash to make it funny - and that's ok is it?

I'd have though that any joke that involved that incident in any way, shape or form was in bad taste.

Would like to see how Bluemoon reacted to a copied and pasted 'joke' from rag cafe that involved MVF.
 
Pelly Greeny said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
stony said:
and well done you for completely missing the point of the joke. It's mocking their current malaise and not the air crash.
I have to agree with Stony although I don't find it particularly funny.

Its a 'joke' that requires a reference to the Munich crash to make it funny - and that's ok is it?

I'd have though that any joke that involved that incident in any way, shape or form was in bad taste.

Would like to see how Bluemoon reacted to a copied and pasted 'joke' from rag cafe that involved MVF.

It's using the air crash as a point of reference, not poking fun at it. It's tasteless, nothing more.
 
Pelly Greeny said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
stony said:
and well done you for completely missing the point of the joke. It's mocking their current malaise and not the air crash.
I have to agree with Stony although I don't find it particularly funny.

Its a 'joke' that requires a reference to the Munich crash to make it funny - and that's ok is it?

I'd have though that any joke that involved that incident in any way, shape or form was in bad taste.

Would like to see how Bluemoon reacted to a copied and pasted 'joke' from rag cafe that involved MVF.

Jesus christ. Go and change your undies and have a lie down. Are you really that offended?! It was a joke, not a good one i know, but it was just a joke.
 
CTID1988 said:
Pelly Greeny said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
I have to agree with Stony although I don't find it particularly funny.

Its a 'joke' that requires a reference to the Munich crash to make it funny - and that's ok is it?

I'd have though that any joke that involved that incident in any way, shape or form was in bad taste.

Would like to see how Bluemoon reacted to a copied and pasted 'joke' from rag cafe that involved MVF.

Jesus christ. Go and change your undies and have a lie down. Are you really that offended?! It was a joke, not a good one i know, but it was just a joke.

A lot of people would find it distasteful. And it's not funny.

Anyway, back on topic

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis. She said "what are you doing?!". Apparently "warming up your dinner" was not a good answer.
 
mammutly said:
CTID1988 said:
Pelly Greeny said:
Its a 'joke' that requires a reference to the Munich crash to make it funny - and that's ok is it?

I'd have though that any joke that involved that incident in any way, shape or form was in bad taste.

Would like to see how Bluemoon reacted to a copied and pasted 'joke' from rag cafe that involved MVF.

Jesus christ. Go and change your undies and have a lie down. Are you really that offended?! It was a joke, not a good one i know, but it was just a joke.

A lot of people would find it distasteful. And it's not funny.

Anyway, back on topic

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis. She said "what are you doing?!". Apparently "warming up your dinner" was not a good answer.

You said "back on topic". When's this going to happen?
 

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