Chev Chelios
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An Irishman went for a job at a warehouse and the Forman said can you brew up the Irishman said yes then the Forman said can you drive a forklift truck and the Irishman said why how's big the Fuking teapot
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2bluegp
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kywc84 said:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
I don't get it, How could a snail drive a car?
Lavinda Past
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woz69 said:An Irishman went for a job at a warehouse and the Forman said can you brew up the Irishman said yes then the Forman said can you drive a forklift truck and the Irishman said why how's big the Fuking teapot
Trading Places is a fantastic film. Did you know it's one of Jim's favourites?
Mad Eyed Screamer
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David Moyes is to appear in a Reality TV show: ''I'm a calamity, get me Eto'o here''!
Lavinda Past
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Mad Eyed Screamer said:David Moyes is to appear in a Reality TV show: ''I'm a calamity, get me Eto'o here''!
I am shaking my head Phill... Shaking my head.
*Lavinda shakes head*
manimanc
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david moyes has reassured utd fans that they will be competing in top European competition next year...
"even if I have to write the song myself.." he added.
"even if I have to write the song myself.." he added.
west didsblue
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A policeman gets home and finds his wife in bed with three men
" 'ello 'ello 'ello" he says
"Are you not speaking to me then" his wife replies
" 'ello 'ello 'ello" he says
"Are you not speaking to me then" his wife replies
Hamann Pineapple
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Read these prank text conversations
<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the- ... -all-time/</a>
I'm crying laughing here.
<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the- ... -all-time/</a>
I'm crying laughing here.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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City fan walks into the Green Man pub near Wembley and the barmaid says ''hello Paul, nice to see you again, the usual?''
bluezi
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Hamann Pineapple said:Read these prank text conversations
<a class="postlink" href="http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the-most-epic-text-pranks-of-all-time/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://distractify.com/fun/bizarre/the- ... -all-time/</a>
I'm crying laughing here.
Brightend my day up. Cheers