Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

One for the ladies...

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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That's a bit worrying

 

[Lavinda Past]

That's a bit worrying

Exactly.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

What’s the difference between glandular fever and herpes?

You get glandular fever from snatching a kiss…

 

[Lavinda Past]

Middle aged lady is shopping for jewellery. She sees a ring she likes and as she bends down for a closer look lets out a startling fart.
Hoping nobody heard, she asks the jeweller how much the ring costs.
The jeweller replies "well my love, if you farted when you saw it you're gonna shit yourself when you hear the price!".

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]