Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[bluethrunthru]

To paraphrase Hames O'Brien - O

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[kippaxneil]

Historically, Karl Marx is a famous philosopher but no-one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol.

 

[Uwe Already]

I phoned the tinnitus helpline earlier. It just kept ringing!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

An Inspection team visits a mental asylum

Director shows them around. Eventually they stumble across the room with a single patient sitting on a bed and laughing.

"Why is he laughing?" Inspector asks.

"Oh, that's Carl, he tells jokes to himself" Director responds

"And why did he stop laughing?"

"He'd already heard that one"