Joke thread

[Grassland Blue]

Do you remember orderly bus queues?

People knew where they stood in those days......

 

[mexico1970]

One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says "Big Chief no fart!"
So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week.
The son comes back and says "Big Chief no fart!"
So the Medicine man says "give him 2 pills every 3 hours come back to me tomorrow!"
So the son comes back the next day and says” big chief no fart!"
The Medicine man says "Really! Give him one bag of pills every hour come back to me tomorrow!!"
The son comes back the next day and exclaims,” Big Fart, No Chief!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[KS55]

A young farmer realised that he had to do something to improve the profitability of the farm that he and his dad ran.

He looked into different enterprises, and finally decided to buy some hens, so that they could sell eggs

Once he’d built a henhouse, he went out and bought some chickens.

After he’d put them in the henhouse, his dad came to see them.

"How many did you buy, then, son?

"I bought 30."

"What are you talking about? There are more than 30 in here," replied the older man.

"I’ve bought 30," asserted the son.

"Look, it’s clear that there are more than 30 hens in here."

"The ones at the bottom are mine. The ones in the middle are mine, but the ones at the top, they’re on hire purchase."

OMG. This must be the yolk thread.

 

[Vienna_70]

OMG. This must be the yolk thread.

I hope you’re not going to poach my joke.

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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That gag was funnier the first 103 times I saw it