Joke thread

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[Dicko69]

H J K M.... No L

Not a very good clue that, he'll still have dea

 

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[Lavinda Past]

Not a very good clue that, he'll still have dea

 

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My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"

I replied, " I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track."

 

[KS55]

My boss said to me, "You're the worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"

I replied, " I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track."

What’s the points?

 

[Lavinda Past]

An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub

The Scotsman says "drinks for everyone in the house, on me. I'm paying everybody's tab for the night!" The pub erupts in cheers.

The next day, the headline of the front page of the newspaper read "Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind local pub"

 

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That's not a bad idea, actually.

 

[Barcon]

H J K M.... No L

Ahh. It only took me 5 days.

 

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