A therapist walks into the waiting room to welcome a new client.
When she arrives, she is surprised to see a man holding a full-sized house door.
Being professional, she calmly ushers him and his door back to her office and proceeds to ask what problems he’s been experiencing and how she can help him.
“Oh no, the therapy isn’t for me,” he replies, “it’s for the door.”
Still remaining professional, and trying to get to the root of the issue, the therapist asks “and why does your door need therapy?”
“Are you blind?” Says the man, “it’s clearly unhinged!”