Lavinda Past
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My mate had an accident while visiting a volcano.
"Krakatoa?"
"No, just bumped his arm on a handrail."
"Krakatoa?"
"No, just bumped his arm on a handrail."
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Lavinda Past
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“I took my wife to northern Italy for our anniversary.”
“Genoa?”
“Of course I do. She’s my wife.”
“Genoa?”
“Of course I do. She’s my wife.”
The first person to post a Jamaica joke should be banned for a month.“I took my wife to northern Italy for our anniversary.”
“Genoa?”
“Of course I do. She’s my wife.”
r.soleofsalford
Well-Known Member
At least you've still got your memory then
;-)
Have I had my dinner yet.
Lavinda Past
Well-Known Member
All these riots, violence, looting etc are terrible.
Someone in town last night got hit by a Violin, a Clarinet and then a French Horn.
The police said it was an orchestrated attack
Someone in town last night got hit by a Violin, a Clarinet and then a French Horn.
The police said it was an orchestrated attack
Lavinda Past
Well-Known Member
My wife bought a sexy negligee, but when she wears it she reminds me of my mother...
It must be a Freudian slip.
It must be a Freudian slip.
lawton mellor
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- 29 Jan 2018
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Should be sent out of the GalaxyYou should be sent to Mars for that.
Or any where in the Milky Way.Should be sent out of the Galaxy
jimharri
Moderator
As "Wazza" would affirm.⁹
Ooooh the old ones are the best.