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kippaxneil
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Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled, 'The Milky Bars are on me!'..people just cheered.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled, 'The Milky Bars are on me!'..people just cheered.
A bit flakey, that one.Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled, 'The Milky Bars are on me!'..people just cheered.
blue b4 the moon
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Caused a ripple of applause at b4 the moon towers.
True story, many years ago I had to take a test to ensure my fertility was in order (long story) so I had to provide a sample.
The instructions were to place the sample in the receptacle provided but it was so small it was advised to use a larger container first. So the embarrassment of having to take a tug for this purpose was bad enough but Mrs H offered to give me a hand.
I asked her to get me something to capture my output, she went downstairs and returned with the washing up bowl, I said "how much do you think is in there?" was laughing so much it took the tension away.
Very PC and I'm sure you know the originalAn 85 year old man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman asks:"hey, where did you get him?"
The parrot answers:"at the nursing home, they're all over the place there!"
Lavinda Past
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Very PC and I'm sure you know the original
I watch my step now... I've had more bans than Fernandinho recently :-)
Lavinda Past
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At least you've still got your memory thenDear god, I`m 71 and must of first heard this attempt at a joke when I was 6 or 7
;-)
My mate had the same situation. I asked him how he had got on. He said: ” I got so excited, I missed the jar.”True story, many years ago I had to take a test to ensure my fertility was in order (long story) so I had to provide a sample.
The instructions were to place the sample in the receptacle provided but it was so small it was advised to use a larger container first. So the embarrassment of having to take a tug for this purpose was bad enough but Mrs H offered to give me a hand.
I asked her to get me something to capture my output, she went downstairs and returned with the washing up bowl, I said "how much do you think is in there?" was laughing so much it took the tension away.
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You should be sent to Mars for that.Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he yelled, 'The Milky Bars are on me!'..people just cheered.