Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

The inventor of intermittent windshield wipers died recently. It was a lovely service, and many friends and family were in attendance. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house… and then there was…and then there wasn’t…and then there was…

 

[Lavinda Past]

Little Joe comes home from his first day of school crying his eyes out.

"Mum, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting."

The mother says, "Don't listen to them Joe, your head isn't big at all. Now, I want you to go and get me 5lb of potatoes from the shop."

"Mum, I don't have a bag for the potatoes."

"Its okay Joe, just use your hat."

 

[Lavinda Past]

What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

One's an elephant.

 

[fulabeer]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[flook]

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Ooooh the old ones are the best.

except that one ...

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Little Joe comes home from his first day of school crying his eyes out.

"Mum, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting."

The mother says, "Don't listen to them Joe, your head isn't big at all. Now, I want you to go and get me 5lb of potatoes from the shop."

"Mum, I don't have a bag for the potatoes."

"Its okay Joe, just use your hat."

Dear god, I`m 71 and must of first heard this attempt at a joke when I was 6 or 7

 

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