Joke thread

[foetus]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

Why would she call for dinner if it's only lunch time? Breakfast, Lunch, dinner.

 

[jimharri]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

Why would she call for dinner if it's only lunch time? Breakfast, Lunch, dinner.

Yeah; I copied and pasted it and missed that bit!

 

[foetus]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

Why would she call for dinner if it's only lunch time? Breakfast, Lunch, dinner.

Yeah; I copied and pasted it and missed that bit!

To be fair, there were many other problems with that 'joke'. But I think you knew that already. Hope that taxi took you far away.

 

[Blue Mist]

Why would she call for dinner if it's only lunch time? Breakfast, Lunch, dinner.

Yeah; I copied and pasted it and missed that bit!

To be fair, there were many other problems with that 'joke'. But I think you knew that already. Hope that taxi took you far away.

Perhaps if you changed it to ' to come in for his meal' it might work ?




Then again.

 

[Pie]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

batman's parents are both dead, that's why he started crime fighting

 

[bluemc1]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

batman's parents are both dead, that's why he started crime fighting

lets really pull it apart hey BATMAN isn't real

 

[Damocles]

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[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

[bigimg]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/624/my_parents_are_deeaaaaaad.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[Blue Mist]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

batman's parents are both dead, that's why he started crime fighting

This was of course before his parents died, obviously and as for the poster that said Batman wasn't real ...... Pwaaahhhh.

 

[Blue Maverick]

When Batman was growing up, how did his mother get him to come in for his lunch?

She stood at the door and shouted, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner dinner, dinner. Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn, Baaaaatmaaaannnn.

Hat: ✓
Coat: ✓
sunglasses: ✓
False beard/tache combo: ✓
Taxi booked: ✓

batman's parents are both dead, that's why he started crime fighting

This was of course before his parents died, obviously and as for the poster that said Batman wasn't real ...... Pwaaahhhh.

Well technically he didn't become Batman until his parents died, previous to that they just said Bruce your dinners ready. And he is real Superman told me so.