. The joke was delvered verbally. So you dont know how it was written down by the author. My version would still sound exactly as you wish it to be but would correctly use possessives in the written form. Tee hee.
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jimharri
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Could do with a Solanke hat trick and a #spursy clean sheet for my FPL team.
They are not homonyms but homophones.
I've always been a bit phoney.
But according to this https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/homonym
My useage is correct.
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Before anyone else tries to "improve" any of the Fringe winning jokes...
1. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. Mark Simmons
2. I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward, two steps back. Alec Snook
3. Ate horse at a restaurant once – wasn’t great. Starter was all right, but the mane was dreadful. Alex Kitson
4. I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. Arthur Smith
5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton. Well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it. Mark Simmons
6. My dad used to say to me: “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes. Olaf Falafel
7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? Chelsea Birkby
8. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had. Zoë Coombs Marr
9. I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person. My pronouns are “there, there”. Sarah Keyworth
10. Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher. Sophie Duker
1. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. Mark Simmons
2. I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward, two steps back. Alec Snook
3. Ate horse at a restaurant once – wasn’t great. Starter was all right, but the mane was dreadful. Alex Kitson
4. I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. Arthur Smith
5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton. Well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it. Mark Simmons
6. My dad used to say to me: “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes. Olaf Falafel
7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? Chelsea Birkby
8. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had. Zoë Coombs Marr
9. I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person. My pronouns are “there, there”. Sarah Keyworth
10. Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher. Sophie Duker
blue b4 the moon
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Fucking hell calling @Lavinda Past to the thread. ;)
Champions again in 2012
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I've decided to sell my hoover, well it was only collecting dust. Tim Vine
dickie davies
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Lavinda Past
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Fucking amateurs. I laughed more when I had my kidney removed.
