Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[bumbleblue]

There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in,
They’ll pay to get out of it too.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

There was a young girl from Prestatyn,
She lay on a Cocanut matting,
With finger's so thin, she opened her Quim
And some fucker threw a dead cat in.

 

[chris63]

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell into deep water
Delighted squeals came as the eels
Entered her sexual quarter's

 

[KS55]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its fucking **** in.
(Monty Python Papperbok. c1967)

 

[Indaparkside]

There was a old man from newton heath
Who sat on his set of false teeth
Said he with a start
Oh lord bless my heart
I’ve bitten myself underneath

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its fucking **** in.
(Monty Python Papperbok. c1967)

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its fleece to nylon

 

[Lavinda Past]

There once was a fellow from Ayr

Who was having his wife on the stair.

When the banister broke,

He doubled his stroke,

And finished her off in midair.