Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

sorry Lavvy, the OED would disagree in 99% of those you post

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That’s in your opinion. You are only one in 8 billion or so people on the planet. If only one person finds a post amusing it qualifies as a good joke.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was at the beach recently, and saw a flock of seagulls flying east

I looked up to them and shouted "Hey, where are you all going?"

They said "Iran. Iran, so far away."

 

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[Tuearts right boot]

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Set me up for the day

 

[KS55]

That’s in your opinion. You are only one in 8 billion or so people on the planet. If only one person finds a post amusing it qualifies as a good joke.

Yeah, but they’ve never found Wally.

 

[KS55]

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Delia demonstrates how to boil an egg.

 

[kippaxneil]

LOCAL NEWS: A driver crashed and overturned her 4 x 4 whilst listening to Adele on the radio....she was rolling in the jeep.

 

[sir baconface]

Love this thread.

But Limericks are shite; someone start a separate thread for 'em.

There was an old josser from Gorton….