Joke thread

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[kippaxneil]

PC World....you've got to watch what you say in there.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A man walks into the doctor's office with an apple in his ear and a banana up his bum.

Doc, I don't feel very good, says the man.

I see your problem right here, says the Doc. You're not eating properly.

 

[Grassland Blue]

2 jelly babies sat at the bar.
In come two cough sweets.

One jelly baby says to the other,
"Come on, we'd best sup up and leave. Them two hacks have just come in and they're menthol"!

 

[Grassland Blue]

A bloke walks up to a nightclub with a set of jump leads.
THa bouncer says, "What have you got there mate?"
The bloke says "A set of jump leads".
The bouncer says, "Ok, I'll let you in, but you'd best not start anything....."

 

[LWashington]

A wayward young cleric from Leicester
Seduced Mrs Hughes just to teicester
He prodded and preceister
Then kissed and carreister
And, as an afterthought, bleicester.

There was an old man from Lyme Regis,
Who sent the wrong girl a pic of his penis,
Said Stacey from Louth,
If I stuck that in my mouth,
I'd need to see a dental hygenist.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Prater70]

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[GortonBlue62]

Love this thread.

But Limericks are shite; someone start a separate thread for 'em.

 

[East Level 2]

A Bluemoon thread about jokes,
Got short poems which upset some blokes,
They said it's not funny,
But don't be angry sonny,
Cos they amuse some of the folks.