Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[fanatic1]

An elderly Scotsman was wheezing his last breaths and he gathered his three sons together and by tradition they could ask for a parting gift in remembrance. The eldest son came out and said "I've got a tartan kilt." The second son came out and said "I've got two tartan ties." The youngest son, a ne'er do well came out grinning widely" The others said "What did you ask for?" He replied "Money!" The two are shocked and asked how he could do such a thing on such a sad occasion.. He replied "Well I got a tartan trouble."

 

[kippaxneil]

This morning I went to a meeting at the Premature Ejaculators Group.
Turns out that it's not till tomorrow.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[balotellishaircut]

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me….Then plug me back in, see if that works.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Just heard JK Rowling talking about the Harry Potter book and film series. I don’t think anyone has milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee.

 

[MCFCTrick]

Was really suprised to spot a shark on Fleetwood beach today ...

 

[noblelord]