Joke thread

[moonshiner]

Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from our local store. I don't know how these bastards sleep at night.

 

[moonshiner]

Last night I had this crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!!!

 

[bucks]

Bloke to sweetly smiling girlfriend, " You've got the nicest set of teeth I've ever cum across"

 

[moonshiner]

When I found out there was a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse!!!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from our local store. I don't know how these bastards sleep at night.

LOLd heartily.

 

[moonshiner]

I hate when people spell "your" when they mean "you're". Their so stupid.

 

[Blue Mist]

I hate when people spell "your" when they mean "you're". Their so stupid.

I no what you mean.

 

[Tourist since 1971]

I hate when people spell "your" when they mean "you're". Their so stupid.

I no what you mean.

Sew do eye.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord...I kept almost dying.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord...I kept almost dying.

Did you have to bring that up again?