moonshiner
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I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I have Tourettes , so I'd tell the **** to fuck off.
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Mad Eyed Screamer
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Blue Mist said:moonshiner said:I hate when people spell "your" when they mean "you're". Their so stupid.
I no what you mean.
weather these puns are meant to be funny or not isn't for me to decide but can you too please stop them?
Zuriblue
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A few years ago robbers entered a bank in a small town. One of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you."
Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.
This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their view of the world.
While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a college degree) said to the oldest robber (who had barely finished elementary school): "Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole?"
The older man replied: "Don't be stupid. It's a lot of money so let's wait for the news on TV to find out how much money was taken from the bank."
This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree.
After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant: "Let's call the cops and tell them how much has been stolen."
"Wait", said the Accountant, "before we do that, let's add the $800,000 we took for ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of today's robbery."
This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.
The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.
When the robbers counted the money, they found only $1 million so they started to grumble. "We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank's management robbed two million dollars without blinking? Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber."
This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power.
Moral :Give a person a gun, and he can rob a bank . Give a person a bank, and he can rob everyone
Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.
This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their view of the world.
While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a college degree) said to the oldest robber (who had barely finished elementary school): "Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole?"
The older man replied: "Don't be stupid. It's a lot of money so let's wait for the news on TV to find out how much money was taken from the bank."
This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree.
After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant: "Let's call the cops and tell them how much has been stolen."
"Wait", said the Accountant, "before we do that, let's add the $800,000 we took for ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of today's robbery."
This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.
The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.
When the robbers counted the money, they found only $1 million so they started to grumble. "We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank's management robbed two million dollars without blinking? Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber."
This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power.
Moral :Give a person a gun, and he can rob a bank . Give a person a bank, and he can rob everyone
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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This is the joke thread Zuri not the bleedin wise old Chinese proverb thread.
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:This is the joke thread Zuri not the bleedin wise old Chinese proverb thread.
But come one, it was brilliant. Robbin' bastard banks.
Wio Gumflapdinand
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What do you call a small Chinese mans son
Son Knee-High
I thank you,
Goodnight
Son Knee-High
I thank you,
Goodnight
moonshiner
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I need to find a new source of electricity. Not happy with my current supplier.
BlueMo'
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moonshiner said:I hate when people spell "your" when they mean "you're". Their so stupid.
So do I there all loosers!!
Bigg Bigg Blue
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moonshiner said:I need to find a new source of electricity. Not happy with my current supplier.
That's shocking.
crazyg
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Watt? That's revolting.Bigg Bigg Blue said:moonshiner said:I need to find a new source of electricity. Not happy with my current supplier.
That's shocking.