Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

A zoologist, a geologist, and a meteorologist go camping...

While they're setting up their tent, a hungry bear comes out of the woods. The geologist turns in a panic, but notices that the zoologist is calmly watching the situation unfold.

"Why aren't you running!?" yells the geologist.

"We've got plenty of time," says the zoologist. "Hungry bears always go for the meteorologist first."

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was waiting for my meal in the local Chinese restaurant and a duck came up to me with a rose, saying 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'.

I said to the waiter: 'There seens to have been a mistake with my order... I ordered aromatic duck!'

 

[Lavinda Past]

Scientists in America have cloned a grizzly.

I’ll repeat that... they’ve cloned a grizzly.

It bears repeating.

 

[Barcon]

A zoologist, a geologist, and a meteorologist go camping...

While they're setting up their tent, a hungry bear comes out of the woods. The geologist turns in a panic, but notices that the zoologist is calmly watching the situation unfold.

"Why aren't you running!?" yells the geologist.

"We've got plenty of time," says the zoologist. "Hungry bears always go for the meteorologist first."

Because they're made of meat?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Lavindar Past, a football fan,
Posted jokes, oh what a plan!
But alas, his wit,
Was seriously shit,
His jokes need a rewrite man

;)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Because they're made of meat?

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

 

[Barcon]

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

Nice.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Because they're made of meat?

The Meatier Ologist.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The Meatier Ologist.

You got there before me.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Lavindar Past, a football fan,
Posted jokes, oh what a plan!
But alas, his wit,
Was seriously shit,
His jokes need a rewrite man

;)