Joke thread

goalmole · Tuesday at 6:14 AM

Bigg Bigg Blue said:
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Don't forget Zelensky and the Ukrainians.

Sam101 · Tuesday at 11:57 AM

The Stranglers popped round and have eaten all my chocolates!

Lavinda Past · Tuesday at 2:29 PM

goalmole said:
Don't forget Zelensky and the Ukrainians.

Didn't they support the Fall on a tour in the early 80s?

KS55 · Tuesday at 2:47 PM

Lavinda Past said:
Didn't they support the Fall on a tour in the early 80s?

No, that was Boris and the Brexiteers.

Lavinda Past · Tuesday at 6:31 PM

Grassland Blue · Tuesday at 6:33 PM

Sam101 said:
The Stranglers popped round and have eaten all my chocolates!

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Are you sure it was them.....?

Lavinda Past · Tuesday at 6:36 PM

Lavinda Past · Tuesday at 6:47 PM

My mate hasn't seen his twin brother since he left Australia.

They were separated at Perth.

Lavinda Past · Tuesday at 6:48 PM

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

Skr1975 · Tuesday at 7:32 PM

Bill Walker said:
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Vacuum cleaner cleaner I’d have thought