Lavinda Past
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I saw a wig for sale in a shop today, it was only 50p.
I thought, that's a small price toupee
I thought, that's a small price toupee
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lawton mellor
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I think its a Fjord not a chevy
Lavinda Past
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The 2024 MTV EMAs in Manchester will be hosted by Rita Ora.
Or a what?
Or a what?
Lavinda Past
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I fitted a carpet for Speedy Gonzales yesterday, and the cheeky fucker called me up today saying it's not soft enough.
I said 'I've used the best quality carpet, what more do you want?'
'Underlay, underlay!' He replied.
I said 'I've used the best quality carpet, what more do you want?'
'Underlay, underlay!' He replied.
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I'm pretty sure that the best cure for a persistent cough is to stop drinking milk.
My elderly neighbour had a terrible, hacking cough for months on end, but since he started just leaving his milk on his doorstep a couple of weeks ago, it seems to have cleared up completely.
My elderly neighbour had a terrible, hacking cough for months on end, but since he started just leaving his milk on his doorstep a couple of weeks ago, it seems to have cleared up completely.
Lavinda Past
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I've had enough of Amazon.
Every time I order chicken pellets I get an email a few days later asking for their feed back!
Every time I order chicken pellets I get an email a few days later asking for their feed back!
Lavinda Past
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My dog's just broken a mirror.
That's 49 years of bad luck.
That's 49 years of bad luck.