L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,752 I rang Kwik-Fit up and asked them if they had a headlight. " What is it for," asked the mechanic. I said, "So I can drive at night"
I rang Kwik-Fit up and asked them if they had a headlight. " What is it for," asked the mechanic. I said, "So I can drive at night"
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,753 I remember receiving my 25m swimming certificate in primary school. It came in the world's largest envelope.
I remember receiving my 25m swimming certificate in primary school. It came in the world's largest envelope.
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,754 I went out with a five foot, fat bird when I was a lad... I had no problem with her weight issue, but her three extra feet were a bit off putting.
I went out with a five foot, fat bird when I was a lad... I had no problem with her weight issue, but her three extra feet were a bit off putting.
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,755 To save money, my mate waits until the low overnight electricity rate clicks on to cut his grass. So I asked him, don't you find it difficult mowing in the dark? "No problem", he says , "The minute I start up, all the neighbours' lights come on"
To save money, my mate waits until the low overnight electricity rate clicks on to cut his grass. So I asked him, don't you find it difficult mowing in the dark? "No problem", he says , "The minute I start up, all the neighbours' lights come on"
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,756 A woman from London almost drowned after accidentally falling into a massive vat of pancake mix earlier today. Fortunately, she was rescued and is now recovering in a home for battered women.
A woman from London almost drowned after accidentally falling into a massive vat of pancake mix earlier today. Fortunately, she was rescued and is now recovering in a home for battered women.
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,757 I recently visited the National Railway Museum in York. Unfortunately it was closed. I went to the Bus Replacement Museum instead.
I recently visited the National Railway Museum in York. Unfortunately it was closed. I went to the Bus Replacement Museum instead.
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,758 My mad Nan always said that you can find out if an egg is fresh by putting it in a bowl of water. If it sinks, it's fresh and you can eat it. If it floats, it's a witch and you can burn it at the stake.
My mad Nan always said that you can find out if an egg is fresh by putting it in a bowl of water. If it sinks, it's fresh and you can eat it. If it floats, it's a witch and you can burn it at the stake.
L L Lavinda Past Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2012 Messages 20,397 Location Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle. 28 Oct 2024 #26,759 I had to explain to my 9 year old girl today she was adopted. It was probably the hardest thing I've ever done. Not sure she really understood. She just stood there wagging her tail.
I had to explain to my 9 year old girl today she was adopted. It was probably the hardest thing I've ever done. Not sure she really understood. She just stood there wagging her tail.
B B Bill Walker Well-Known Member Joined 24 Dec 2006 Messages 32,536 Location Down under Team supported City 29 Oct 2024 #26,760