Joke thread

[Sam101]

Man marries a deaf girl and he writes a note for her to read



" We must work out a code for our love life"



" If i want sex I'll stroke your left breast, you reply by pulling my penis once for YES or 150 times for No"

 

[Sam101]

The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good pre-season results… 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-4

 

[bladdered]

 

[KS55]

And his polish uncle Lec was always telling him what to do,
His brother Tex was good if you wanted rough plaster on the wall,
His nephew Punc was always letting things down,
His Aunty Sculp was always making things & his Dad Frac was always breaking things.
(sorry im a bit bored atm)

His sister Fi is on tv and his brother Matt is coming along nicely.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Fucking hell!

We still aren’t that shite!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Sam101]

My wife and I used to have a fantastic sex life.



Then we met.

 

[Sam101]

Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.


The attackers killed the King's Son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet,


It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Hertzblue]