Joke thread

lefty goldblatt · Monday at 5:49 PM

Lavinda Past said:
It's a little known fact that for many years Gladys Knight had an obsession with the speaking clock.

ericpodeofcroydon · Monday at 8:33 PM

Sam101 said:
The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good pre-season results… 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-1 4-4

Enya has released her latest fixtures.

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Alan Harper's Tash · Monday at 8:40 PM

KS55 · Monday at 8:50 PM

Alan Harper's Tash said:

They need an electronic beam playing on headphones to help them stay on course.

Alan Harper's Tash · Monday at 8:53 PM

KS55 said:
They need an electronic beam playing on headphones to help them stay on course.

It’s almost preposterous that it could be a sport without aids.

citizen_maine · Monday at 9:09 PM

Alan Harper's Tash said:
It’s almost preposterous that it could be a sport without aids.

I'm not sure how a life threatening disease will help