Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

Definitely going to hell

 

[citizen_maine]

Definitely going to hell
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It was only 3 pages ago

 

[Vienna_70]

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So the rags have already reduced scruffy Jim to this?

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm not sure how a life threatening disease will help

 

[Lavinda Past]

Does anyone know of a book about DIY funerals?

Casking for a friend

 

[Lavinda Past]

My obese parrot died yesterday.

Sad I know but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

 

[kippaxneil]

Happy Birthday today to my darling wife. In the spirit of being an old fashioned romantic, I have bought her a new fridge as a present.
I think she really liked it. When she opened it, her face lit up.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Sam101]

Only films I’ve seen at the cinema are Das Boot, The Hunt for Red October and U571.

I only go for subtitles.

 

[Sam101]

A friend told me an interesting fact the other day;


A shark will only attack you if you're wet. .