jimharri
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David Moyes is gone. Liverpool bottled the league. Somewhere, there is a rag with a magic lamp and one wish left.
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BillyBonds
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jimharri said:Liverpool fans in distress can call a new helpline
0845 30313233
To be told by a recorded message - "You are currently 1st in the queue, but expect to be 2nd or 3rd if you call back at the weekend"
BillyBonds said:jimharri said:Liverpool fans in distress can call a new helpline
0845 30313233
To be told by a recorded message - "You are currently 1st in the queue, but expect to be 2nd or 3rd if you call back at the weekend"
Class. Brilliant punch line.
BillyBonds
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Blue Mist said:BillyBonds said:jimharri said:Liverpool fans in distress can call a new helpline
0845 30313233
To be told by a recorded message - "You are currently 1st in the queue, but expect to be 2nd or 3rd if you call back at the weekend"
Class. Brilliant punch line.
Thanks. Just trying to make people laugh now in case it all goes tits up on Sunday.
jimharri
Moderator
Going by your username, I hope you know the right thing for BFS's lads to do come sunday afternoon. We don't want them getting ideas above their station now!BillyBonds said:Blue Mist said:BillyBonds said:To be told by a recorded message - "You are currently 1st in the queue, but expect to be 2nd or 3rd if you call back at the weekend"
Class. Brilliant punch line.
Thanks. Just trying to make people laugh now in case it all goes tits up on Sunday.
;-)
BillyBonds
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jimharri said:Going by your username, I hope you know the right thing for BFS's lads to do come sunday afternoon. We don't want them getting ideas above their station now!BillyBonds said:Blue Mist said:Class. Brilliant punch line.
Thanks. Just trying to make people laugh now in case it all goes tits up on Sunday.
;-)
Well, no true fan would want to see their team lose but, if we lose to you and you win the title, fine. 94/95 season was deep, deep joy though :))
666mcfcchris
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a business man goes out to Japan to broker a deal.
first night his host sends over a Geisha girl for his pleasure.
the make love all night and she spurs him on with cries of Onishi!! Onishi!!
he cums and collapses on the bed and sleeps the good sleep.
Next day, after the meeting they go and play golf.
on the 5th, his host drives off and gets a hole in one.
everyone claps, and the business man remembers the Geisha girl
Onishi!! he tells him
The host asks,What do you mean , wrong hole?
first night his host sends over a Geisha girl for his pleasure.
the make love all night and she spurs him on with cries of Onishi!! Onishi!!
he cums and collapses on the bed and sleeps the good sleep.
Next day, after the meeting they go and play golf.
on the 5th, his host drives off and gets a hole in one.
everyone claps, and the business man remembers the Geisha girl
Onishi!! he tells him
The host asks,What do you mean , wrong hole?
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
The American's have sent over a crack unit to help find the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria.
Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Le Travis.
Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Le Travis.
TangerineSteve17
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My friend asked me what I thought of voluntary work. I said I wouldn't do it if you paid me.