Joke thread

[Sam101]

I said to the missus, "I saw a woman with her tits out on the bus feeding her son."



She said, "It's natural."



"Natural?" I replied... "She was giving him burger and chips."

 

[Sam101]

A painter friend has some of his work in view at the local gallery.

He did the skirting boards.

 

[Sam101]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[Indaparkside]

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Everyone’s seen my wife’s haven’t they Jackie

 

[Vienna_70]

Some dozy twat from brum went on the torpoint ferry once thinking it went to Spain .

I’ve never heard that before.

 

[Vienna_70]

At the start of a job interview, an rag was told that he’d have to fill in a questionnaire.

So he went out and beat up the doorman.

 

[LWashington]

Which pop star has bought and sold record numbers of tanks and bullet resistant vests ?

Joan Armatrading

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]