Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I surprised my wife by getting romantic last night,

Best Scrabble score I’ve ever had.

 

[bladdered]

What the heck is that purple ball thing (top left)

Dunno but I'm not going ten pin bowling again.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Today i noticed that my mate was upset about something. I asked: "What's wrong?"

He said: " I've got an appointment at the sperm bank, but i don't know how to get out of it."

I replied: "Just tell them you can't come."

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm doing some research on why some people refuse to embrace modern technology, and would appreciate any thoughts you may have on the subject.


Responses on a postcard only please.

 

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[Lavinda Past]

Interesting trivia...

M.C. Escher died when he tripped and fell up the stairs.

 

[Grassland Blue]

What the heck is that purple ball thing (top left)

The afterbirth.....

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice.

He left it at home.

He's texting his wife.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[KS55]

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Garnacho must have been in the kitchen.

 

[Maccblue]

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Been full of rats for years

 

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

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Is that Neville catering who supplies

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

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Bruno did a pisscan and couldn’t wait.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Vienna_70]

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Two star, after mouse shit was found?

Who was doing the inspection, the hygiene equivalent of red Webb?

 

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[balotellishaircut]

Iv just given my girlfriend the surprise gift of a pug dog.

Despite the squashed nose, wonky eyes and trouble breathing due to weight gain for the past two years, it seems to like her.

 

[bonespost]