Joke thread

East Level 2 said:
ancoats said:
Bloke stood watching his missis get dressed, getting ready to go out.

"Do you know," she tells him, "I bought this nearly thirty years ago, and it still fits me now."
"beat that"

so I went into my draw pulled out a 1969 man city league champions scarf and but that on
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If you know your 'istry.
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He's one of those Johnny come lately gloryhunter types. Can't even get one of our most important landmark years correct FFS.
 
Just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
 
Roy Hodgson has announced that the England football team will play a series of friendlies when they return from the World Cup.

They will start by playing Iceland on Monday followed by Tesco's on Wednesday and ASDA on Friday
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
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Just bought a scouse advent calendar.
All the fucking windows were boarded up.
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Just bought the Fritzl family advent calendar

It's got no windows
 
dronefromsector7g said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar.

Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Click to expand...

Just bought a scouse advent calendar.
All the fucking windows were boarded up.
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Just bought the Fritzl family advent calendar

It's got no windows
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Just bought a Himalayan advent calendar

The Everest window is double glazed
 
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