Joke thread

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Went to the shops yesterday and got bored traipsing around the shops with my wife. She felt sorry for me, so she gave me £10 and told me to go for a drink and meet her at the bus stop in an hour.

I had my drink, then went for a stroll around town but somehow found myself in the red light district. Being curious I, asked one of the girls; "How much"?

The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for oral or £30 for a handjob."

I told her I only had £10.

She said, “Sorry love, but you won't get much for a tenner."

So I shrugged my shoulders and continued on my way making my way back to meet my wife. While we were sitting together waiting for the bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me.

She shouts over to me..

"See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner"...
 
jimharri said:
Went to the shops yesterday and got bored traipsing around the shops with my wife. She felt sorry for me, so she gave me £10 and told me to go for a drink and meet her at the bus stop in an hour.

I had my drink, then went for a stroll around town but somehow found myself in the red light district. Being curious I, asked one of the girls; "How much"?

The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for oral or £30 for a handjob."

I told her I only had £10.

She said, “Sorry love, but you won't get much for a tenner."

So I shrugged my shoulders and continued on my way making my way back to meet my wife. While we were sitting together waiting for the bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me.

She shouts over to me..

"See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner"...
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She gave you a tenner for beer and you had a beer. How did you have a tenner to spend on brass?
 
jimharri said:
Fair point. Now, with my new powers, I could have edited my post, and your one quoting mine. But I won't. I'll just have to learn to be more careful copying and pasting in future.
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I've saved it now so I can haunt you with it in a year's time. I say a year but we both know you won't last that long. You'll have seen your arse by then [emoji16]
 
BimboBob said:
She gave you a tenner for beer and you had a beer. How did you have a tenner to spend on brass?
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Because he already had £4 in his pocket?
Or someone bought him a drink?
Or he was blagging the brass?

Read it carefully. Nowhere does it say he bought a drink out of his wife’s’ tenner.


(You owe me a pint @jimharri.)
 
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