Wio Gumflapdinand
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Went to the Zoo the other day. They only had one animal, a bloody dog. It was a shitzu
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Wio Gumflapdinand
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What do you call a man that cries when he has a wank...a tearjerker
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend ......wiped his arse
What do you call a IT teacher that abuses his students......a PDF file
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend ......wiped his arse
What do you call a IT teacher that abuses his students......a PDF file
TangerineSteve17
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I bet my mate I could hit a golf ball out my bedroom window. I took my swing and the ball slammed into my pillow. I fluffed it.
My mate, without telling me, has used my tools to whittle a piece of wood to look exactly like a fanny. Crafty ****.
I put my foot in it good style yesterday, I tried on a designer shoe.
My mate, without telling me, has used my tools to whittle a piece of wood to look exactly like a fanny. Crafty ****.
I put my foot in it good style yesterday, I tried on a designer shoe.
sir baconface
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A Welshman counting sheep.
"One, two, three, four...oh hello darling... five, six....hiya gorgeous...."
"One, two, three, four...oh hello darling... five, six....hiya gorgeous...."
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manchester blue
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For Steve: Patient: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together!
Vet: I’m sorry, I don’t understand - it’s toucan fusing
Vet: I’m sorry, I don’t understand - it’s toucan fusing
manchester blue said:For Steve: Patient: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together!
Vet: I’m sorry, I don’t understand - it’s toucan fusing
You owe everyone that reads that an apology
yeah whatever !!
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My carreer is in ruins..its my own fault for being an archaeologist.
There was a little fairy and her name was Nuff...............fair enough.
There was a little fairy and her name was Nuff...............fair enough.
hackneyslim
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Can we re-name this thread to 'stream of slurry jetting out of the screen,' please?
ColinBellsjockstrap
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I wouldn't say I was ugly, but my mam used to make me suck a dummy with a ten inch flange......
Ken Dodd.
Ken Dodd.
TangerineSteve17
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Bird jokes is it? Well toucan play that game.
My mate, who I fought in the war with, was showing off his impressive arsenal to me. We were having a good old chat while looking at various knives, rifles, grenades etc. Then I suddenly clammed up and jumped behind the couch when he shown me his pocket sized pistol/cigarette lighter. I guess i'm a little gun shy these days.
My mate, who I fought in the war with, was showing off his impressive arsenal to me. We were having a good old chat while looking at various knives, rifles, grenades etc. Then I suddenly clammed up and jumped behind the couch when he shown me his pocket sized pistol/cigarette lighter. I guess i'm a little gun shy these days.