Onholiday(somemightsay)
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So............when are you posting that good one? ;-)
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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So he had to quickly rearrange his clothing, a witness saw him Altrincham.
and he got the clothes in a Sale.
But they were all crumpsalled, so he got an iron and pressed which were the worst.and he got the clothes in a Sale.
(Ironing tip: place the clothes North end on).
Ballet On Ice
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and he got the clothes in a Sale.
I heard he was called Tim Purley, he lives with his girl friend Ann Coats
No I heard it from a black guy.Please tell me you got that out of a cracker.
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
They both went out for a nice quiet evening but the baby sitter got sick so they had to Rush Home as fast as they couldI heard he was called Tim Purley, he lives with his girl friend Ann Coats
When they got home, the babysitter who was called Lee Bridge (wait for it, wait for it) was in a bad way. You cant go home in that state said Ann: You'll have to stay, Lee Bridge.They both went out for a nice quiet evening but the baby sitter got sick so they had to Rush Home as fast as they could
This thread's going in some Strangeways.They both went out for a nice quiet evening but the baby sitter got sick so they had to Rush Home as fast as they could
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
It is actually beginning to Irk meThis thread's going in some Strangeways.
So poorly he vomited all over the place, brought his dinner Bacup.When they got home, the babysitter who was called Lee Bridge (wait for it, wait for it) was in a bad way. You cant go home in that state said Ann: You'll have to stay, Lee Bridge.
That'll be why youre turning reddish.It is actually beginning to Irk me
Er, well, me too.It is actually beginning to Irk me
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
He had to pull over on three separate Rhodes to pukeSo poorly he vomited all over the place, brought his dinner Bacup.
What did you eat,? asked AnnSo poorly he vomited all over the place, brought his dinner Bacup.
Pork pie and Piccadilly, he replied.
Stop and show some Mersey.It is actually beginning to Irk me
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
The local vicar was passing by, took pity on him and said he would look after him till he got better. He added that it was a bit cold but once he put the Heat-on, Chappel will be comfortableHe had to pull over on three separate Rhodes to puke
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
After a while the vicar asked him if he was warm and he replied "can you put the Heat-on More please?"The local vicar was passing by, took pity on him and said he would look after him till he got better. He added that it was a bit cold but once he put the Heat-on, Chappel will be comfortable
Paulpowersleftfoot
Well-Known Member
And then he put his Handforth towards the heaterAfter a while the vicar asked him if he was warm and he replied "can you put the Heat-on More please?"