Ste1969
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What is the difference between Fosters beer and a clitoris?
A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
BlueBearBoots said:TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)
I thought that was the epileptic fella in a pile of leaves?sixlashes said:what do call a bloke hiding in the bushes
russell
Barcon said:BlueBearBoots said:TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)
There's nothing to get. Just a random collection of words.
BlueBearBoots said:TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)