Ste1969
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What is the difference between Fosters beer and a clitoris?
A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.
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BlueBearBoots
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TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)
Barcon
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BlueBearBoots said:TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)
There's nothing to get. Just a random collection of words.
jimharri
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I thought that was the epileptic fella in a pile of leaves?sixlashes said:what do call a bloke hiding in the bushes
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TangerineSteve17
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Barcon said:BlueBearBoots said:TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)
There's nothing to get. Just a random collection of words.
For Barcon and BBB.
Punnet (of strawberries) = Pun it?
The answers to the Mastermind questions are "Pass"
They're not jokes you can tell down the pub! But I don't go to pubs.. They're not even jokes... So the joke's on you. ha.
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BlueBearBoots said:TangerineSteve17 said:I was at a fruit and veg stall.
I said to the grocer "Can I have some strawberries please?"
He said "Certainly...punnet?"
I said "Ok, If I were to take them without paying would that be classed as strobbery?" I don't know why but he gave me such a strange look!
I was on Mastermind last week. I was the lowest scorer in history. Only managed to get 2 points! :(
I even remember the questions I got right, it was;
"In examinations, when a student has achieved a grade C or above, it is labelled as a..what?" and
"In sport, what term is used when a player receives the ball from a teammate?"
Right, now I'm not being funny or anything, but you better laugh at this joke. <------------ joke
Whoosh I'll need to read them again later :)
Don't bother - scraping the barrel with the puns now.
Started off very Tim Vine-esque now more Tim Nice-but-dim :-p
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Mario Balotelli has changed his t-shirt from `why always me` to `why always us` in honor of his new club Liverpool
What do you get if you cross a vibrator with a tortoise?.... an Armadildo.
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with pigs and that I take her for grunted.
My neighbour just asked if i had a chest freezer...I replied `no, but I've got a chinchilla
I let my hare down at the weekend....I only went and forgot his vets appointment.
I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on scouse culture I ordered months ago still wasn't in….`it's not our fault` said the librarian….`yeah that's the one` I replied
As my flatmate Paddy headed towards the front door this morning, I said to him, "where the f**k are you going dressed like that? "to Dave's fancy dress party," he replied. "I'm a tortoise."
I said, "his party is not until tomorrow night!" he said, "I know, I know but I'm a tortoise."
I went to the beach and it was packed. Then I noticed a tall black guy walking among the crowds, selling his African trinkets and carved wood.
I went up to him and asked for his help. "My wife's here somewhere. If you find her I'll give you £500. Just shout loud for her while you walk."
"£500? Okay, what is her name?" he asked...."It's Ivy", I replied. "Ivy Bowler".
I had the beach all to myself after that.
What do you get if you cross a vibrator with a tortoise?.... an Armadildo.
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with pigs and that I take her for grunted.
My neighbour just asked if i had a chest freezer...I replied `no, but I've got a chinchilla
I let my hare down at the weekend....I only went and forgot his vets appointment.
I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on scouse culture I ordered months ago still wasn't in….`it's not our fault` said the librarian….`yeah that's the one` I replied
As my flatmate Paddy headed towards the front door this morning, I said to him, "where the f**k are you going dressed like that? "to Dave's fancy dress party," he replied. "I'm a tortoise."
I said, "his party is not until tomorrow night!" he said, "I know, I know but I'm a tortoise."
I went to the beach and it was packed. Then I noticed a tall black guy walking among the crowds, selling his African trinkets and carved wood.
I went up to him and asked for his help. "My wife's here somewhere. If you find her I'll give you £500. Just shout loud for her while you walk."
"£500? Okay, what is her name?" he asked...."It's Ivy", I replied. "Ivy Bowler".
I had the beach all to myself after that.
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I'm sorry to report that the inventor of the bulletproof vest, Scouse Kevin, has died.
RIP Kev lar
RIP Kev lar
Zuriblue
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A couple of newly-weds are taking their honeymoon in rural Ireland. Driving down a picturesque country road one day, they break down several miles from the nearest signs of civilisation, with no means of calling for assistance. The husband can see his wife becoming a little upset, so he resolves to give his best shot at fixing the engine himself. Eager to impress he pops the bonnet open and gets stuck in.
After a good half hour of fiddling and tutting, he realises he's no closer to figuring out what the problem is and becomes a little dispirited, not least because he stands to lose face in front of his new wife. Suddenly, he hears a voice saying
"Sparkplugs mate, thats yer problem"
Startled, he looks round, yet sees no-one. Nothing but fields, the nearest of which contains two horses, one bay, one brown.
Putting it down to the quality of the local brew, he gets his head back into the engine.
"Mate, you wanna check yer sparkplugs!"
Again, he stops, looks up. The bay walks a little closer to fence. Nothing for it, he figures. Checks the sparkplugs, gives them a quick fiddle, and success! The car starts purring beautifully, and away they go. After a couple of miles they chance upon a pub, and decide to stop for lunch. As he orders, the man strikes up a conversation with the barkeeper. He feels compelled to report the strange goings-on to the barkeeper.
"Two horses you say?" Asks the patron. "One brown and one bay?"
"That's it" says the man, more confused than ever.
"I take it this was the bay who told you"
The man can only nod
"Good job and all, the other one knows fuck all about cars!"
After a good half hour of fiddling and tutting, he realises he's no closer to figuring out what the problem is and becomes a little dispirited, not least because he stands to lose face in front of his new wife. Suddenly, he hears a voice saying
"Sparkplugs mate, thats yer problem"
Startled, he looks round, yet sees no-one. Nothing but fields, the nearest of which contains two horses, one bay, one brown.
Putting it down to the quality of the local brew, he gets his head back into the engine.
"Mate, you wanna check yer sparkplugs!"
Again, he stops, looks up. The bay walks a little closer to fence. Nothing for it, he figures. Checks the sparkplugs, gives them a quick fiddle, and success! The car starts purring beautifully, and away they go. After a couple of miles they chance upon a pub, and decide to stop for lunch. As he orders, the man strikes up a conversation with the barkeeper. He feels compelled to report the strange goings-on to the barkeeper.
"Two horses you say?" Asks the patron. "One brown and one bay?"
"That's it" says the man, more confused than ever.
"I take it this was the bay who told you"
The man can only nod
"Good job and all, the other one knows fuck all about cars!"
Zuriblue
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When James Bond is out of his home country of England, is he known as +44 07?
Bill had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question.
The night before the big question, he told the MC that he desired a question on American History.
The big night had arrived. Bill made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the best guest this show had ever seen. The MC stepped up to the mic.
"Bill, you have chosen American History as your final question. You know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away $64,000 dollars richer. Are you ready?"
Bill nodded with a cocky confidence - the crowd went nuts. He hadn't missed a question all week.
"Bill, your question on American History is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer either part first. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"
Bill was now becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it, but he was drawing a blank. American History was his easiest subject, but he played it safe.
"I'll try the second part first."
The MC nodded approvingly. "Here we go Bill. I will ask you the second half first, then the first half."
The audience silenced with gross anticipation...
"Bill, here is your question: And in what year did it happen??"
The night before the big question, he told the MC that he desired a question on American History.
The big night had arrived. Bill made his way on stage in front of the studio and TV audience. He had become the talk of the week. He was the best guest this show had ever seen. The MC stepped up to the mic.
"Bill, you have chosen American History as your final question. You know that if you correctly answer this question, you will walk away $64,000 dollars richer. Are you ready?"
Bill nodded with a cocky confidence - the crowd went nuts. He hadn't missed a question all week.
"Bill, your question on American History is a two-part question. As you know, you may answer either part first. As a rule, the second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like to take a stab at first?"
Bill was now becoming more noticeably nervous. He couldn't believe it, but he was drawing a blank. American History was his easiest subject, but he played it safe.
"I'll try the second part first."
The MC nodded approvingly. "Here we go Bill. I will ask you the second half first, then the first half."
The audience silenced with gross anticipation...
"Bill, here is your question: And in what year did it happen??"
A furniture dealer from Moston..
... decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Manchester .
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she didn't speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner, and after he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business....
... decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Manchester .
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she didn't speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner, and after he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, he has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business....
A man left for a vacation to Jamaica.
His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."
So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Wotsits."
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."
So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Wotsits."
jimharri
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The one I heard substituted yellow for orange, and quavers for wotsits!blueincy said:A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."
So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Wotsits."
jimharri said:The one I heard substituted yellow for orange, and quavers for wotsits!blueincy said:A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."
So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Wotsits."
So now you've heard both.
Pelly Greeny
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jimharri said:The one I heard substituted yellow for orange, and quavers for wotsits!blueincy said:A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."
So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Wotsits."
I always seem to get lumbered with someone who has an arsenal of these 'jokes' and, despite the lack of me cracking a smile, carries on reeling them off. Asking if they're working up to the Shagerada or Wankers off Grandad jokes usually puts an end to it.
Similar one is the red/green ring around two guys cocks = lipstick/gangrene
BillyBonds
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jimharri said:The one I heard substituted yellow for orange, and quavers for wotsits!blueincy said:A guy goes to his doctor and says "Doc, ya gotta help me. My dick is turning orange!"
Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can have a look. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange! Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life. How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired 6 weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy says "No, the boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hrs of overtime every week, and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting twice my old pay, and the boss is real cool."
So the doc thinks a little longer and says "Well, do you have any hobbies or a social life?" Guy says, "No, most nights I just sit at home watching porno flicks and eating Wotsits."
My grandad must've been at the Pringles. His knobs all bent and crinkly.
Here's one you might of heard before. If you have just dont read it, no biggie.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat "
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider her mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, um... equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
"Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too heavy to be held in the hand very long."
With that, Mrs. Smith fainted.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat "
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider her mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, um... equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
"Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too heavy to be held in the hand very long."
With that, Mrs. Smith fainted.
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Manchester United manager Louis Van Gaal has brushed aside the rags early exit from the League Cup by saying that they are concentrating on the Premier League this season - and trying to stay in it!!