Joke thread

[maccadon]

I say, I say, I say... my dog has no nose,,,

Really? How does he smell, then?

Awful

 

[mad4city]

I say, I say, I say... my dog has no nose,,,

Really? How does he smell, then?

Awful

Well, I never saw that coming.
Bravo, sir! Bravo, indeed.

 

[bowdonblue]

The problem with Kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

 

[hackneyslim]

The problem with Kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

Take my wife ... no, please, take her.

 

[Chev Chelios]

The problem with Kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

Are you here all week?

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

You don't know the meaning of happiness until you get married........


and then it's too late.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I said to my mate "have you ever met my other friend Samantha? She's 7ft 9 you know."
He said "Is that the giantess?"

I've been down in the dumps lately :(... Well since I started my sewer maintenance job anyway.

My wife works and I'm on the dole. But I've just won a competition, for a life time supply of Warburton's. Now who's the breadwinner.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them too

 

[maccadon]

The problem with Kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

Take my wife ... no, please, take her.

My wife asked to go somewhere she had never been.I said try the kitchen

 

[idahoblues]

what's the difference between an Epileptic Oyster Harvester and an Incontinent Prostitute ?


One shucks between fits......