Whilst I was out driving, I spotted an old woman, she had to be pushing ninety, all greyed up hair and a wrinkly face...I thought she'll fucking kill someone driving at that speed.
When I last holidayed in the Outback Australia, I was unfortunate enough to get choked by a snake!...Entirely my fault mind, I should've taken a smaller bite.
I began pissing my sides when my dentist tripped and fell, dropping his canister of Nitrous Oxide. He said "Hey! This is no laughing matter."
I confronted the wife.
I said "Oi! YOU. I'm completely sick of your fictions and fibs. Does everything that comes out of your stupid ugly face have to be a Lie!?"
She paused, jaw gaping, then said "I'm utterly speechless!"
My favourite naming game is called "Dr Whos List" it's out of This World.