Joke thread

[The perfect fumble]

This made me laugh....

 

[oakiecokie]

If you get an email entitled "ding dong", don't open it. It's the Jehovah's Witnesses working from home.

Hahahah.Love that one Jim.

 

[Bill Walker]

A guy named Buster keeps sending me videos of the band Sweet, I've tried to stop him but I can't, so does anyone know the way there's got to be a way to Blockbuster ?

 

[oakiecokie]

A guy named Buster keeps sending me videos of the band Sweet, I've tried to stop him but I can't, so does anyone know the way there's got to be a way to Blockbuster ?

Just tell him you`ve seen his Little Willy.

 

[Winchester]

Just tell him you`ve seen his Little Willy.

I Thank You

 

[jimharri]

So, this guy doesn't walk into a bar.....

 

[ray21]

A guy named Buster keeps sending me videos of the band Sweet, I've tried to stop him but I can't, so does anyone know the way there's got to be a way to Blockbuster ?

Thats Funny Funny

 

[Ste1969]

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.


Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.

 

[Indaparkside]

David Beckham has just been mugged, having been chased for 10 miles his assailants finally caught him searched his pocket and found 40 cents. Fucking hell david why the fuck did you run for 10 miles for the sake of 40 cents, sorry said David I thought you wanted the 10 grand in my jockstrap

 

[DazWA9]

In Tesco yesterday saw a little old lady wrestling with a couple of guys for the last of the toilet roll. So I ran across to help.
She had no chance against the 3 of us.

 

[kippax4ever]

This made me laugh....

Stand collymore likes this

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

We were at school having a 'letters' day

Teacher turned to young Jim and said 'Jimmy can you name something that begins with the letter N that you're not very good at'

Jimmy says 'Spelling'

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

 

[Blue Mist]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 14

Hell every time this joke is told the girl gets 2 years younger, if Covid lasts much longer he really will be in trouble.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 12

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Can you think of a 4-letter word, ending in UNT that describes a woman...





Of course it's AUNT

 

[TheBlueDune]

Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer 12

It would have been Tracey 13 but he's become superstitious

 

[WestGorton]

Why do the birds fly south? It's too far to walk

 

[WestGorton]

New book out: Russian torture by I Kickabolllockov.

 

[WestGorton]

Mick and Paddy see a sign saying "Tree feller's wanted" Mick said to Paddy " If there had been another of us we'd got that job"