Crouchinho said:One day an infant school teacher said to her class of 5 year olds, "I'll give £10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, " Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a wee Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, " I'm sorry Hamish that's not right either."
Finally a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the £10."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, " You know, Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ'."
To which Marvin replied, "Yeah, In my heart, I know it was Moses....but business is business."
Haha, I like that one.jimharri said:2 lads from out in the sticks are driving down a road and stop at the side of the road for a break.
One looks out of the window at a stone and says;
"Christ, he was old"
"How old?"
"126"
"Who was he?"
"Miles from London"
Warm welcome to the former Wigan chairman to BluemoonPezzer2 said:Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a White!
Time for bed me thinks
Quality.mat said:Warm welcome to the former Wigan chairman to BluemoonPezzer2 said:Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a White!
Time for bed me thinks
:)
lewisMCFC said:Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl.
I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose.
No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
lewisMCFC said:Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl.
I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose.
No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.