Newman Noggs
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Got a commission to write an article on "A tale of two cities" for two local newspapers. It was the Bicester Times and it was the Worcester Times.
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dick slexia
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Little known fact about the England striker Danny Wellbeck, His father is a bomb disposal expert called Stan
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I'm glad that if anyone was to post this, it was someone with your username.Little known fact about the England striker Danny Wellbeck, His father is a bomb disposal expert called Stan
I was cruising around with my brand new rotary engined BMW. I was pleasantly surprised how many people knew about the engine of my car, as I heard constant "Wankel" shouts. Many also made gestures suggesting they were planning to masturbate later.
dickie davies
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Stan Collymore has been recalled to the England squad specifically for this weekend's match as he has great experience in knocking out Swedes
Paddy’s mrs has never had an orgasm since they’ve been together. They visit the doctor and he suggests that she might be getting overheated during sex, making her feel uncomfortable.
When they get home, Paddy tells his mate Mick to come to the house. As Paddy is shagging his wife he gets Mick to waft her with a towel. There’s still no improvement so they change places. Paddy grabs the towel and starts wafting his wife and as soon as Mick enters her she feels different and in no time at all, has a huge orgasm. Paddy looks at Mick and says, “now that, my friend, is how you waft a towel “
When they get home, Paddy tells his mate Mick to come to the house. As Paddy is shagging his wife he gets Mick to waft her with a towel. There’s still no improvement so they change places. Paddy grabs the towel and starts wafting his wife and as soon as Mick enters her she feels different and in no time at all, has a huge orgasm. Paddy looks at Mick and says, “now that, my friend, is how you waft a towel “
jimharri
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A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet.
After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet.
After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
Uwe Already
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I've just written a song about a tortilla; actually, it’s more of a rap.
BlueMoonRisin’
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A guy goes to his doctors..... "Doctor I think I need Viagra"..... "Why do you think that, i can't just prescribe Viagra to any man who thinks he needs it".... "Well Doctor, I must need it,
I keep Jizzing on my shoes".
I keep Jizzing on my shoes".
chris63
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This guys walking through a graveyard
When he hears a man sobbing and crying out “Why did you die, oh why did you have to die?”
He was so moved he knelt down beside the grieving man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually I never met him!” replied the man.
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer by
“He was my wife’s first husband!”
When he hears a man sobbing and crying out “Why did you die, oh why did you have to die?”
He was so moved he knelt down beside the grieving man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually I never met him!” replied the man.
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer by
“He was my wife’s first husband!”