Joke thread

[inchy14]

Female weightlifter goes to the doctors "Doctor I have been taking a lot of steroids and now I have grown a cock" Doctor asks "anaerobic?" Weightlifter replies "No, just a cock".

Anabolic you fool lol

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Anabolic you fool lol

Damm using this spell check with bad eyes!!

 

[crazyg]

Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend.
Thought it might speed him up....
If anything, it made him more sluggish.

You are Milton Jones and I claim my £5.

 

[Zuriblue]

I don't understand the fuss about Boris Johnson saying he'll lie in front of a bulldozer. He's already lied in front of a bus.

 

[Indaparkside]

Why is it cheap to take Dracula out




He eats necks to nothing

 

[Uwe Already]

Two buckets of puke on a pavement, one says to the other “where’s the Red Lion?” The other replies “down this road, turn right then it’ll be in front of you”

“Great,” says the first “but how do you know that?” The second responds “Oh I was brought up around there...”

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Damm using this spell check with bad eyes!!

I'm going to use that excuse when I next fuck up a joke on a football forum. ;)

 

[BackofJeanette]

Boy says to his Dad
" What's the difference between a Pussy and a c.unt?"
Dad lifts up the sheet to expose his Wife's naked body and says " that's a Pussy son!".
"Oh! says the lad, that's marvellous, can I touch it?
" No don't do that Son, you'll wake the cu.nt up!".

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl.