prestonibbo_mcfc
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Two tunnocks biscuits waiting on their cases coming off the plane, one says to the other, ‘long u been a wafer’ lol
hee hee. Love them tunnocks.
Two tunnocks biscuits waiting on their cases coming off the plane, one says to the other, ‘long u been a wafer’ lol
Even Peter keys' done thatI went for a prostate examination recently.
The doctor told me to strip off, lie on my side and pull my knees up under my chin.
I heard the "snap" of a rubber glove getting put on and then felt the intrusion of his digit into my rear passage.
"Don't worry" he said, "It's normal to get an erection during a prostate examination."
"I haven't got an erection" I said.
"No, but I have" he said.
You missed the first line to this which is "Josef Fritzel's daughter's diary"Monday - Stayed in, Dad came down an fucked me.
Tuesday - Stayed in, got fucked by Dad.
Wednesday - Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style.
Thursday - Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face.
Friday - Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding.
Saturday - Went to watch Man Utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in.
I am getting lost with all these sexual practices, teabagging, traying, filching.......Armageddon!!i think we have 2 gay male ghost in our house ?? and every time i go up stairs at night they tray to put the willies up me