Paulpowersleftfoot
Well-Known Member
I saw a dwarf using a rope to get over the prison wall yesterday.
I thought 'that's a little condescending.
I thought 'that's a little condescending.
Me and my mate were fishing just off the Australian coast, when suddenly there was a crash and the boat stopped. My friend turned and said "I think we've hit something"
I looked over the side and said "Great Barry, a reef"
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... you nicked that off me.I went for a prostate examination recently.
The doctor told me to strip off, lie on my side and pull my knees up under my chin.
I heard the "snap" of a rubber glove getting put on and then felt the intrusion of his digit into my rear passage.
"Don't worry" he said, "It's normal to get an erection during a prostate examination."
"I haven't got an erection" I said.
"No, but I have" he said.
You might have to invent a flack jacket as well ;)I'm on Dragons den next week...I've invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat.... It's so good I reckon the prophets will go through the roof.
Haha brilliantI saw a dwarf using a rope to get over the prison wall yesterday.
I thought 'that's a little condescending.