Joke thread

Man sit's waiting for his wife to cook breakfast, he hears a thud and goes into the kitchen to find her dead on the floor. He goes into a blind panic, then suddenly remembers...
Weatherspoons do an all-day breakfast for only £ 3.95!!<br /><br />-- Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:14 pm --<br /><br />The Mrs has just bought a pair of Meatloaf knickers. . . On the front it says "I will do anything for love" . . . on the back it says "But I Won't Do That! "
 
The wife suggested i get myself one of those penis enlargers....

so i did...

she's 19 and her names Lucy<br /><br />-- Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:54 pm --<br /><br />The wife suggested i get myself one of those penis enlargers....

so i did...

she's 19 and her names Lucy
 
What happened to that Over 18's thread with all those drunken stories in it?

Funny as fuck that thread.
 
I came home to find a rooster, a clergyman and a chimpanzee in my front room watching porn! I didn't know whether to choke the chicken, bash the bishop or spank the monkey.
 
A fat bird walks by a pet shop and a parrot shouts, "oy you".
She says, "what?", the parrot shouts "yer a fat ugly woman!"
She storms away raging. The next day it happens again. So she goes in and tells the owner if it happens again that shes telling the police.
So the next morning she swaggers by and the parrot shouts "oy you!"
She says, "what?".
The parrot shouts "you fucking know what!"
 
Sally webster suggested kev get himself one of those penis enlargers....

so he did...

she's 12 and her names Lucy



a bit of changing and a new joke appears...lol
 
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