BlueMoon_1987
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What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?
WATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
WATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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Ricster
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I saw a good looking woman walking down the street, so I gave her a wolf whistle.
"What's this for?" she asked.
I said, "If you see a wolf, blow on that and someone will come and rescue you."
"What's this for?" she asked.
I said, "If you see a wolf, blow on that and someone will come and rescue you."
BlueStar1978
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TTTCITYBHOY said:"KARMA" Sutra position no. 54.The Pirate.
When giving it doggy style,spit on her back,so she (or he for some of you) thinks you've came.
When she turns around blast her in the face.
Known as The Pirate because she'll put 1 hand over her eye,
and shout AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
My mate told me one the other day like this: Its called the Spider Man:
pull out Shoot your load in hand and flip up your girls back, like spider man shooting a web!!
gaudinho's stolen car
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BlueStar1978 said:TTTCITYBHOY said:"KARMA" Sutra position no. 54.The Pirate.
When giving it doggy style,spit on her back,so she (or he for some of you) thinks you've came.
When she turns around blast her in the face.
Known as The Pirate because she'll put 1 hand over her eye,
and shout AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
My mate told me one the other day like this: Its called the Spider Man:
pull out Shoot your load in hand and flip up your girls back, like spider man shooting a web!!
Monkey Face:
Spunk on her face and throw a handful of pubes on there so they stick, then cry out "Monkey Face! Oo oo oo oo!"
Ricster
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Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"
the mystery illness
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Paul McCartney is already upset with his new wife,
apparently she is spending twice as much on shoes as the last one.
apparently she is spending twice as much on shoes as the last one.
A little old man totters into a chemist for some viagra...
He says.."I need em cut into quarters"..
The chemist replies.."a quarter tablet will not give you much of a hard on"..
The old man says "Im 96 years old and i don't have much use for a hard on...i
just want it stickin out enough for me to stop pissin on me slippers.."
He says.."I need em cut into quarters"..
The chemist replies.."a quarter tablet will not give you much of a hard on"..
The old man says "Im 96 years old and i don't have much use for a hard on...i
just want it stickin out enough for me to stop pissin on me slippers.."
jimharri
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A bloke stands in front of his wife stark bollock naked, apart from wearing a new pair of shoes. He says to his wife "Do you notice anything?" She says "No". He says "Well, my cock is pointing at them". She replies " Oh, a new pair of shoes. Shame you didn't buy a new hat"..
warpig
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paddy says to mick "xmas is on a friday this year". mick says "lets hope its not on the 13th".