Joke thread

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

*were

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I think the first line should be "I'm going to correct"!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I think the first line should be "I'm going to correct"!

Previous username clarkie?

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Previous username clarkie?

I may have just reverse Clarkied you I think!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I may have just reverse Clarkied you I think!

That did cross my mind ;)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Maybe you should think about changing you're ties

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Maybe you should think about changing you're ties

Probably should do up the top button too. Looks a bit too casual.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Probably should do up the top button too. Looks a bit too casual.

Correct, missed that one. This plaice is going to the dogs!!

 

[balotellishaircut]

I went to the Doctors for a prostate exam the other day, and whilst he was examining me he shouted “ OH MY GOD”

What is it Doctor? I asked him shitting myself.

“You’ve just shit yourself” he said..

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[balotellishaircut]

How do you know how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is ?


give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now..

 

[JASR]

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Doesn’t this belong in the ‘what do you think other blue mooners look like’ thread, @kaz7 ?

 

[manchester blue]

Maybe you should think about changing you're ties

Good work. Wasted though!

 

[CALCIO POTATO]

I met a guy called Frederick who kept on telling me very poor gags over and over again, turns out he was Joke Fred

 

[KS55]

What do you call a singing computer?

A dell.

What do you call his son?

A Dell boy.

 

[LWashington]

Don't shout Bad Grammar too many times, or else Rughead will be popping in thinking it's a sex party.

 

[balotellishaircut]

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me earlier that she was desperate for a roger.

It was only when I had my trousers around my ankles and my cock out, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out..